Which is what I imagine a salsify seed would say to a dandelion seed:
As you may have guessed, the salsify has flowered and the seed heads are maturing:
Imagine how far those things are going to travel in a stiff breeze! I don’t want to be responsible for introducing salsify to my local environment. I’d better make sure I collect every one and excise its fluffy bits. We don’t need any more environmental weeds here.